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There are Over 90001 of them with no set theme,
All your base2 are belong to the memes.
They're never gonna give you up3, never gonna let you down,
That is until the Trolls4 come to your town.
They heard you like Mudkips5, even if it's not true,
They'll spread it like Bieber's death6 all over youtube.
Say your prayers to Haruhi7, you will go insane,
Like with a swarm of snakes all over a plane8.
No Double Rainbow9 will save you, you are on your own,
Like when asking the question, "who was Phone?"10
But all is not lost, as Chuck Norris11 can
Put a stop to the horror that is 4chan12.
"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES"13 the fanboys will cry,
While The World14 will just stand there and simply sigh.
Soh letz all has delishus Cheezburger with thoas fuzee LOLcats15,
But let's try not to party with that one in the Hat16.
But peace is fleeting, and the Flame Wars17 begin,
And oh my god, Leeroy18 just ran in.
Some will shout "Objection!"19 and others "Ora!"20,
But they're all as annoying as that Map from Dora21.
As the spammers come forth, you can smell the Old Spice22
That they wear to attract girls for those lonely cold nights.
So hide your kids and hide your wife23,
Because Pedobear24 is coming for you tonight.
They all shout "SPARTA!"25 and charge onto the message boards26,
All of them Godmod27 and claim to be Time Lords28.
Now honestly, I ask you, will their arguments float?
And I end this by saying, hey, "Nice Boat."29
P.S.
If it's all the same, please let me say, you lost the game30.
All your base2 are belong to the memes.
They're never gonna give you up3, never gonna let you down,
That is until the Trolls4 come to your town.
They heard you like Mudkips5, even if it's not true,
They'll spread it like Bieber's death6 all over youtube.
Say your prayers to Haruhi7, you will go insane,
Like with a swarm of snakes all over a plane8.
No Double Rainbow9 will save you, you are on your own,
Like when asking the question, "who was Phone?"10
But all is not lost, as Chuck Norris11 can
Put a stop to the horror that is 4chan12.
"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES"13 the fanboys will cry,
While The World14 will just stand there and simply sigh.
Soh letz all has delishus Cheezburger with thoas fuzee LOLcats15,
But let's try not to party with that one in the Hat16.
But peace is fleeting, and the Flame Wars17 begin,
And oh my god, Leeroy18 just ran in.
Some will shout "Objection!"19 and others "Ora!"20,
But they're all as annoying as that Map from Dora21.
As the spammers come forth, you can smell the Old Spice22
That they wear to attract girls for those lonely cold nights.
So hide your kids and hide your wife23,
Because Pedobear24 is coming for you tonight.
They all shout "SPARTA!"25 and charge onto the message boards26,
All of them Godmod27 and claim to be Time Lords28.
Now honestly, I ask you, will their arguments float?
And I end this by saying, hey, "Nice Boat."29
P.S.
If it's all the same, please let me say, you lost the game30.
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I Have No Idea
Everything had been lost.
The war between the radical weeaboo political party and the rest of the world had ended in a catastrophe none of us could've anticipated.
I still remember that day, sitting at my desk, hands folded in prayer and frustration, asking if there was a God that he should spare us all right now. I remember the lowly foot soldier entering the room and saying "Sir, they have taken DC. They've taken it all."
It was then I knew that God had forsaken us.
That was five years ago. And now only a few of us remain. A few of us who refuse to take the new names the regime had given out. My name was Trey, not "Takeshi-san." My comr
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Acmed the dead terrorist song
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military
Ξit's not funny!Ξ
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a conveni
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God and P.e.T.A.
And after many of years since He created the world, God heard complaints coming from his beloved man.
"God, my neighbor has stolen a calf and is mistreating it," said the man. "I don't want any man to own and mistreat any animal. I will stick with my promise. Smite the Farmer!"
And God went to the Farmer. "Farmer, have you stolen a calf when I have given you plenty the herbs and crops to feed on?"
The Farmer looked up to God and said, "No, I haven't God. My old ox has died and I went to the trader. I saw this young calf with cuts on its barrel and sores on its hooves. I traded half my crops to save this poor animal. In return, when the cal
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I wrote this poem for my AP Literature class last week and waited till now to upload it cus I wanted to know what grade I'd get on it first. Sadly, it only got a B, cus I didn't meet the criteria. It was supposed to convey my opinion on the subject I chose, but this didn't do it because "my opinion was buried under irrelevence" or something. Which actually works really well when you consider that that's what happens on the internet. Anyway, my teacher really loved the poem despite that, and he himself said that it made him LOL. It made my day. Also, for his convenience, I had to add in footnotes (hence the superscript) so look down here for those:
1 Over 9000: A unit of measure to express an immeasurable amount; Originated in an episode of Dragon Ball Z.
2 All Your Base: A poorly translated line from the poorly translated video game Zero Wing.
3 Never Gonna Give You Up: An amusing song by Rick Astley mainly used to prank someone on the internet with a false link; AKA RickRolling.
4 Trolls: People on the internet who post angering opinions not because they believe them, but because they think it’s funny to waste peoples’ time.
5 Mudkip: A creature known as a Pokemon, often heard to be liked by people who actually don’t care for the darn thing.
6 Bieber’s death: A common joke rumor on youtube that Justin Bieber has died in some horrific accident; usually done as a form of “Trolling.”
7 Haruhi: Main character of anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, theorized to be willing the events of the series based on the possibility that she might be God; fans of the series took this theory at face value.
8 Snakes all over a plane: Paraphrase of “Snakes on a Plane”, an incident in 2006 in which Samuel L. Jackson insisted that he had had it with a number of “monkey fighting snakes on a Monday-to-Friday plane.”
9 Double Rainbow: A natural phenomenon reaching all the way across the sky, so bright, vivid and beautiful that people often question its very meaning.
10 Who was Phone?: A question brought upon by a man receiving a phone call from his honey’s father, only to find out that he’d been dead for some time.
11 Chuck Norris: The manliest man who ever lived, the mere mentioning of whom earns this paper an automatic A+.
12 4chan: A forum where users post pictures, videos, and opinions; On all of the internet, you will never find a more wretched site of scum and villainy.
13 Card Games on Motorcycles: The premise of the anime Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s.
14 The World: The name of the time-stopping psychic ability of Dio Brando in the video game JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure; Commonly pronounced “ZA WARUDO.”
15 LOLcats: Amusing cats who have trouble spelling and do not know proper grammar.
16 Cat in the Hat: Dr. Seuss’ most famous character, possibly the ancestor of LOLcats.
17 Flame Wars: A collection of unappeasable internet users going on forums and posting nonsensical arguments about completely irrelevant things. Often started by Trolls.
18 Leeroy Jenkins: A player on World of Warcraft who runs into enemy lairs without consulting his teammates, effectively ruining their plans, but at least he has chicken.
19 OBJECTION!: A method of denying information presented in an argument, usually accompanied by an over the top hand motion; originated in the video game Phoenix Wright.
20 ORA!: The verbal tic of Jotaro Kujo, the main character of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
21 The Map: Arguably the most annoying thing in the world, it is a singing map from the children’s show Dora the Explorer.
22 Old Spice: A body wash that smells like Isaiah Mustafa and makes all who wear it incredibly manly and irresistible to women. This also applies to women who wear it.
23 Hide Your Kids and Hide Your Wife: Chorus of the Bed Intruder Song, a remix of a news report about a rapist in Huntsville, AL.
24 Pedobear: A cartoon bear that preys on prepubescent girls.
25 SPARTA!: The location of the movie 300, known for being the home to several manly men who died honorably and awesomely.
26 Message Boards: A part of the internet where people post their opinions; tends to be where Flame Wars occur.
27 Godmodding: The action of making oneself more powerful than everyone else when playing a game by giving oneself some unfair advantage and making oneself undefeatable.
28 Time Lords: An essentially immortal species in the show Doctor Who.
29 Nice Boat: A joke made on the infamously violent and psychologically scarring ending to the anime School Days.
30 The Game: An unwinnable game lost whenever one thinks about it. All who know about it are automatically playing and are destined to lose it.
1 Over 9000: A unit of measure to express an immeasurable amount; Originated in an episode of Dragon Ball Z.
2 All Your Base: A poorly translated line from the poorly translated video game Zero Wing.
3 Never Gonna Give You Up: An amusing song by Rick Astley mainly used to prank someone on the internet with a false link; AKA RickRolling.
4 Trolls: People on the internet who post angering opinions not because they believe them, but because they think it’s funny to waste peoples’ time.
5 Mudkip: A creature known as a Pokemon, often heard to be liked by people who actually don’t care for the darn thing.
6 Bieber’s death: A common joke rumor on youtube that Justin Bieber has died in some horrific accident; usually done as a form of “Trolling.”
7 Haruhi: Main character of anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, theorized to be willing the events of the series based on the possibility that she might be God; fans of the series took this theory at face value.
8 Snakes all over a plane: Paraphrase of “Snakes on a Plane”, an incident in 2006 in which Samuel L. Jackson insisted that he had had it with a number of “monkey fighting snakes on a Monday-to-Friday plane.”
9 Double Rainbow: A natural phenomenon reaching all the way across the sky, so bright, vivid and beautiful that people often question its very meaning.
10 Who was Phone?: A question brought upon by a man receiving a phone call from his honey’s father, only to find out that he’d been dead for some time.
11 Chuck Norris: The manliest man who ever lived, the mere mentioning of whom earns this paper an automatic A+.
12 4chan: A forum where users post pictures, videos, and opinions; On all of the internet, you will never find a more wretched site of scum and villainy.
13 Card Games on Motorcycles: The premise of the anime Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s.
14 The World: The name of the time-stopping psychic ability of Dio Brando in the video game JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure; Commonly pronounced “ZA WARUDO.”
15 LOLcats: Amusing cats who have trouble spelling and do not know proper grammar.
16 Cat in the Hat: Dr. Seuss’ most famous character, possibly the ancestor of LOLcats.
17 Flame Wars: A collection of unappeasable internet users going on forums and posting nonsensical arguments about completely irrelevant things. Often started by Trolls.
18 Leeroy Jenkins: A player on World of Warcraft who runs into enemy lairs without consulting his teammates, effectively ruining their plans, but at least he has chicken.
19 OBJECTION!: A method of denying information presented in an argument, usually accompanied by an over the top hand motion; originated in the video game Phoenix Wright.
20 ORA!: The verbal tic of Jotaro Kujo, the main character of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
21 The Map: Arguably the most annoying thing in the world, it is a singing map from the children’s show Dora the Explorer.
22 Old Spice: A body wash that smells like Isaiah Mustafa and makes all who wear it incredibly manly and irresistible to women. This also applies to women who wear it.
23 Hide Your Kids and Hide Your Wife: Chorus of the Bed Intruder Song, a remix of a news report about a rapist in Huntsville, AL.
24 Pedobear: A cartoon bear that preys on prepubescent girls.
25 SPARTA!: The location of the movie 300, known for being the home to several manly men who died honorably and awesomely.
26 Message Boards: A part of the internet where people post their opinions; tends to be where Flame Wars occur.
27 Godmodding: The action of making oneself more powerful than everyone else when playing a game by giving oneself some unfair advantage and making oneself undefeatable.
28 Time Lords: An essentially immortal species in the show Doctor Who.
29 Nice Boat: A joke made on the infamously violent and psychologically scarring ending to the anime School Days.
30 The Game: An unwinnable game lost whenever one thinks about it. All who know about it are automatically playing and are destined to lose it.
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